if you need a laugh read this...

[~*~Ruth~*~]

totally stupid things i said in my german exam!

Ich mochte the menu bitte.

(now translated into english for easy reading)

I practice the violin and piano for 2 hours each every day.

I think it's about 3 hours to France.

I would like to be a teacher when i'm older (i said male teacher instead of female though)

It was rainy except when it was sunny.


I'm not really that stupid, i just got nervous and said random things. ;D

[Matt]

It's remarkable that you could string sentences together - there are so many rules no wonder only the germans (plus a few neighbours) speak it - no-one else can make any sense of it! Non, c'est le francais pour moi, c'est plus beau...et plus facile a mon avis...

[jazzking]

Anyone tried chinese? I think there is about 300 plus letters in the alphabet, but stand to be corrected. Who would know if you made a mistake though... bit like avante garde jazz some may say?

[Matt]

I think Geogre Dubya went on a similar principle when he went to Germany that time and said he was a sausage...he's plenty of things, but a sausage he isn't...

[saxplayer]

and there was the time the president of america sttod on the berlin wall and told millions of people he was a cream doughnut

[Matt]

The american president isn't the sharpest tool in the box is he...

[monkey laydee]

or the brightest crayon....

[saxplayer]

or the erm...... i'll get back to you